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>Precious is what Jess’s mom calls Bethany Cosentino because of her Bratty Living lifestyle, you know, just her normal sitting-on-a-Lily-Pad greatness, and its now the name of a feature-length film featuring Mo’Nique and Mariah Carey. If you like Lifetime movies, Oprah, and plus-sized female comedians, this is the movie for you. I love all three, not necessarily in that order. And I also love any movie in touch enough with Bratty Living to feature the line, “My favorite color is florescent beige…”, as spoken by a fashion-loving high school princess in answer to her teacher’s query “Tell me a little bit about yourself…”. It might not win the Oscar for screenplay, but it wins the Alex award for the brattiest bia bitchiness I’ve ever heard. Here’s Noanne, who has the soon-to-be-infamous “Florescent Beige” line:

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May 14, 2009 at 12:16 am