Archive for February 2010
>i did not make these.
>rosemary simon did but i endorse them wholeheartedly. also rosemary was drunk at the time
>Gay Outlawz
>The fourth in a series of posts about Gay Outlaws because I’m bored with all these safe lameasses.
Mwanga II is the first gay royalty I’ve had on the blog. He was the Kabaka of Buganda, a kingdom of Uganda, during the nineteenth century. Bitch had sixteen wives but that’s not even what I’m interested in. Turns out he wasn’t so happy when Christian missionaries showed up and tried to steal his shit. But actually, what pissed him off the most was that I guess in Bugandan custom, if the King wants to fuck you, you can’t say no and Mwanga was making passes at all the missionaries, especially this hottie archbishop James Hannington. Because of the Bible, none of the dudes were allowed to sin and get dirty, so he threw those bitches in jail. And then he killed those bitches. THAT’S INSANE. They are considered Christian martyrs for not giving up their heterosexual fortitude.
>Jessica Calvanico
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Jessica Calvanico is a cosmic life partner of mine. We are both on this planet to do the same thing we just don’t know what it is yet. She has a radio show in Chicago that is all-girls. Not in an anti-boy way. Never that. Just in a we-love-our-feminine side kind of way. I was lucky enough to be a call-in guest on the show last summer, right around my 23rd birthday. Because of the time difference I had to call in to the show at around 6 AM New York time and I had stayed up all night the night before jumping on a trampoline so I’m not my sharpest. Plus I got cut off after like 10 minutes. But the lightness of her soul is impossible to miss if you listen. That picture is her performing with her band Geffika. Download the radio show on which I’m featured:
This Is New Radio, June 2009, http://www.mediafire.com/?ijmmrjjmzak
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